RPG or Rhymes of Phatness and Greatness - This is RPG from Rhyme Torrents remade with a slower tempo, different grove. If you listen to this reversed, you can hear a friend kinda doing the bassline to Come Together. revdoid's vocals are mixed a bit low. Ultimately that's my fault. "I put on my wizard hat"
lyrics
[funky49] verse1
making saving throws, saving my bros
got chain mail, while ditching my clothes
carry magic torch underwater it glows
brought along a mage for the spells he knows
wielding my sword, makin' them blows
three 6s - my strength - my muscle - shows
range weapons hit, deadly long bows
were-creatures hit with silver tip arrows
dungeons a breeze, grabbin that cheese
more spell componets, what my mage needs
making lots of hits, makin' creatures bleed
because our greed their gold they cede
in common language i hear their pleeds
got my mind on their money, mind on mead
with enough clerics, we will succeed
with enough XP next level I exceed
[redvoid] verse1
my party is skilled and our strategy is tight
bringing points loaded feats to the barbaric fight
equipped to the hilt with mad gold and weaponry
we got about a half a million ways to slay thee
beating boss after boss and I'm leveling up
I got the magic cup to trade up at the shop
my sword never stops unless I counter with the mace
Jack up attacks with magic spells and ruin the place
we're looting town after town and the countryside
our scope is wide the map has no place for anything to hide
swarm through the caverns with devastating power
kill the residents take their treasure chests and seize the tower
information we glean from the gossiping townfolk
is used to find the melee action locations that we leave smoked
more gems are the method we imbue our swords with
to cause more pain and suffering than light sabers swung by the sith
[funky49] verse2
hack and slash, mad dash for cash fighter flies
don't care when I hear - "Valkrie is about to die!"
Out to get loot and points for experience
Ignore orc hoards take out the pimp, limp
back and get some healing from the cleric
Neutral-Good alignment, that is my schtick
three cheers cause we back from the dungeon
Fighting dragons, magic items plunderin'
collectin' gold, gems and a bit of fame
Peep my character sheet to know my name
Got armor, shields just to protect my ass
Ya know the aim's to decrease armor class
my blood is chilled tho loyal to my Guild
My charisma nice and my cup is filled
With contributions and dollars
my NPCs guaranteed to make ya holla
[redvoid] verse2
chaotic neutral, my alignment
dexterity my broad sword shows refinement
my strength crushes right through any chain mail
two fisted swings dropping orcs I assail
glowing circle around my feet protection spell
bodies piled up in heaps burning is the smell
necromance the dead leige is what I summon
my stealth feat so high you wont see me comin
mad intelligence bolsters my accuracy
word on the street we're heroes legendary
collecting up all the lost broken shards
the daggers stabbing in your back are from my thief bard
my crew's got my back in the melee blizzard
magic blasts never slack from my wizards
jump from gate to gate and save point to point
navigate the maps deep when we wreck the joint
[funky49]
White dragons breath ice, Red does fire
sucker MCs all call me sire
defile my kingdom, you must use fire
I don't stop gamin' till I retire!
Critical hits you know I'm throwing twenties
Collecting loot, I'm blowing up mummies
In town pimpin, you know I'm ho-ing hunnies
Robbin' townfolk sayin' GIMMIE THAT MONEY
monsters I'm hobblin' - striking hob-goblins
over their dead bodies ya know I'm robbin'
so you see me playing the RPGs
using my brain for strategy
throwin dice with many different faces
playin' characters of different races
Dungeon Master, being a bastard to me
rolling dice behind the screen so I can't see
at the local tavern, my character gets a brew
at home, underage I down a Mountain Dew
[redvoid]
to find all the secret hiding spots unseen
the gold we hold is getting huge getting obscene
parry search set traps you can't ignore
our quests are the origins of myth and lore
cloaked stranger robbing tombs rings on the shelf
poison attacks zombie doom archer half elf
recharge my mana with mystical charms accellerated
many sided die throws my software automated
credits
from Starblazer,
released June 22, 2008
additional vocals provided by redvoid
funky49 is a rapper and science enthusiast living in Tampa, FL. He has presented at TEDx, Fermilab, and the National Academy
of Sciences. He was named a “Nerdcore Hip-Hop All Star” by Wired magazine. He has performed at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum and geek-friendly concerts such as Nerdapalooza. His album Starblazer is available on iTunes, Amazon and CDBaby....more
