Gene Swap: This track was “peer-reviewed” by @DrBondar who added that we actually don’t swap genes but combine them. It is awesome being owned by a scientist. @sciencegoddess pointed out that “artists do tend to use their artistic license every now and again”. I hope you can find the reference to Bread lyrics in this track. Awesome additional vocals by Songb3rd aka Ayana Wright. I am not responsible for offspring created by listening to this track.
lyrics
[intro]
Hey baby.
Let’s slow it down... just a little bit... cause
I'm gonna talk in this deep voice
like a Barry White intro, see
you got me feeling this way
you gave me these.. URGES.
they’re SO stronge...
I gotta do something about them.
I gotta do something right now
[hook] Songb3rd / Ayana Wright
I just wanna, swap my genes with you
I just wanna, drop my jeaaanns
I just wanna, swap my genes with you
I just wanna....
[verse1]
girl you attractin, i'm mackin
not Rerun, but I'm What's Happenin
Now, certainly we got neeeeds, spread
seed perpetuate the species
biological imperative, feels so
nice, feels so right, mixing traits
wit a great mate, can't wait, first date,
let's make it tonight,
dunno if i blow, X or Y chromosome so
let's get it on, seen the
rest on the microphone, knowin i'm
strong with bird song,
dance with me can't go wrong
jeans droppin' under my spell
doin it, and doin it, doin it well
girl got the hips, gotta get with
stay a while this won’t be quick
(whispered)
hope you liked my introduction
you respond to my seduction,
a junction, our function,
me and you giiiirl reproduction
HOOK
[verse2]
causing more strokes than Mavis Beacon
you got data my hard drive’s seeking
let’s study the notes of Kinsey
and let’s get kinky
wanna do it like Mendel? in the
garden like so well?
haha, let’s stop this gamin’
you’re craven to see my stamen
voulez-vous coucher avec moi
make way for my DNA ce soir
you’re a natural selection
for my natural injection,
how ‘bout some kissing with the lips split
moving hips to the bliss,
trippin from my epididymis
to your cervix my semen wish, girl...
[break]
doing what I can making you a fan of this
man’s hands... on your mammary glands, just
thinking with my penis, what I mean is
let’s have a stroke of genius
busy bee inside of me since puberty
my buzz, not just for fun, see?
for love, marriage,
assortative pairing and a baby carriage cause
funky49 is a rapper and science enthusiast living in Tampa, FL. He has presented at TEDx, Fermilab, and the National Academy
of Sciences. He was named a “Nerdcore Hip-Hop All Star” by Wired magazine. He has performed at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum and geek-friendly concerts such as Nerdapalooza. His album Starblazer is available on iTunes, Amazon and CDBaby....more