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cRUSHed

by funky49

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1.
Joy and Pain 02:16
[verse1] maybe you cheated one way or another maybe your brothers became my brothers maybe you showed me your way of life that I’ll keep in everyday of my life maybe you showed how sexy you can be maybe you showed me how a girl gets mean maybe you were my prototype dame but you all caused me JOY AND PAIN HOOK [verse2] maybe we hung before I started rapping maybe you’re cute all curled up napping maybe you saw me rocking faces but definitely babe, we went places maybe we went short or went far maybe we did it on a beach or car Kanye wrote about the Blame Game and you all caused me JOY AND PAIN HOOK [verse3] this mixtape is my creation to All My Girls, a dedication please feel good, don’t feel sad but about my rhymes, don’t get mad cause in truth there is beauty like in your pants you got a booty Steven Rush, that is my name to all my ladies and JOY AND PAIN HOOK [verse4] you all caused me joy and pain even you my prototype dame i saw how sexy you could be plus even that girls get mean i saw your way of life that’s in every day of my life your brothers became my brothers you cheated one way or another
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Look at You 04:47
verse1 Dream team, you and me birds and bees all our friends see did my best to react when you anxiety attacked, I tried to assist with it.... even asked to attend your psychologist visits but you gone in an eye blink didn’t even have time to think HOOK stabbed like Ceasar you so far away, so near look at you (look at you) verse2 Happy hour drinks? i don’t care don’t gotta be all in your hair, but them texts when we’re out togetha is rain on my sunny weather and I asked what I saw in our kitchen you said you’re just a flirt, without flinchin except with him you got a different voice like H e’s something not just One of the boys pauses before replies could be lies why am I all goofy in the mind?!? when I didn’t leave town on whim random you got weird like I crashed your plans with him knocking boots and I got displeased Libra got called a Pisces Facebook looked - my mind was scarred his birthday... Ides of March HOOK Verse 3 candles lit when you were around fire’s out since you left town drinking less i guess thats good sleep well? i wish I could hand written letters, the first nine Ran out of heart, number ten just signed when I felt our future in troub that’s when I said “I need to make love” when I thought you saw the light of day you turned yourself around back to Plato’s Cave with me you’re a still mystery sadly my own personal Boo Radley went from... wine and DINING you here I write some RHYMES of you cry for you, holes the SIZE of you, now all I got is OUTLINES of you
3.
True Story 04:07
[verse1] Nowwww Here’s a little story I gotsa about funky49 who you know so well broke things off and quit a team things weren’t going the way of my dreams, coulda been better with my speech, but I did my best with the words in my reach, now this is true - have no doubt, truth is stranger than any... fiction... about... [verse2] she made it tough to replace her stuff devoured by Katie my loveable pup but I replaced a poster frame and peep it three bras by Fredrick’s Secret she tried to paint me as some douche for turning her loose, mad for any excuse didn’t take her bait, her stuff replaced when she slammed a door in her dog’s face That attitude finally got me mad Reminded this girl... about her past months back, i got HER out of trouble after she blacked out behind a night club in Channelside, it looks real chic inside, she punched a dude in the BEAK … kept chill as she stepped close and said “whatcha gonna do, break my nose?” I should have NOT brought that up! HOOK [verse3] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell THAT set her off, great At my car she threw a milk crate! immediately man, I was outta there her beyond reason and beyond care got in my car thinking I was good until uhhh, she climbed on my car hood! her girl freaked, no more calm I dialed nine one one on my palm didn’t know what I was supposed to do so I high-tailed it to a Wal-Mart dude. bought a huuuuge ass metal flashlight hollared at redvoid to hang for the night Caught up with her girl who witnessed this didn’t have to worry about my physical fitness home safe was my ex... fast asleep but that night i barely slept a wink HOOK [verse4] One guy’s dime is another’s change, took control of my life with a re-arrange ...no more girl means no more action but this is addition via subtraction ...it’s never fun to break up... just wanna feel it when I wake up ...even tho things didn’t end so well thanks for listening to the story I had to tell
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I see you in my timeline tweeting every day, your pops would freak if you talked that way, re- tweeting me is like a festival, but you replying back? That’s the best of all. Wish I was your real life Favorite, star me, you’re Hot like a stolen car, blonde Ferrari but we’re not in the same zip code, sorry don’t wanna wind up on tv, Maury Povich, know this, wanna climb inside your mind kiss my lips if I seem to rhyme all the time I shouldn’t even talk, I might spoil it not bad for app used on the toilet I’m just a weirdo, Twitter admirer time-space continuum connection desirer you got good looks, brain fulla good books and I’m SO damn proud that I wrote this hook I came for the avatar, stayed for the tweets You came for the rhyme, stayed for the beats x2 step one, getting you to follow me number two, getting you to swallow me girl, you should never have acknowledged me learn your ways while you start to college me graduate and we both cum laude love that TwitPic with your girls all rowdy if I was there? it would be twice as LOUD see but never in person have we said howdy you’re on my screen, in my dreams livin so far away... so it seems we’re never ever gonna get to SEE each other how we gonna know if we NEED each other? haven’t heard the sound of your voice or even if you like my Beastie Boys we never even stood in the same room close enough to smell your perfume HOOK one day you were never alive you committed Twittercide didn’t know there was a right time shouldn’t have kept - all of this inside now you’re gone all I got is this song … Twitter Crushed
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VERSE1 she don’t exist in space and time she only lives inside my mind she don’t mind a mind elevated, maybe even a bit..... faded hygienic, she takes care of herself eat a phat burger but aware of her health this girl smart she know things, like we tight WAY before a ring big heart - she down for romance athletic, she got warrior stance, fleet feet, music up in her ears new things learned every single year [hook] She’s gonna make me lose my mind - Blue Sky Girl x2 She’s gonna make me go all out - Blue Sky Girl x2 She’s gonna make me act a fool - Blue Sky Girl x2 She’s gonna make me lose my cool - Blue Sky Girl x2 [verse2] if this is too cheesey... go ahead and laugh, i want a collage of our photographs got good looks, read good books tag team dream team whenever we cook knows what’s right, does what’s right decisions wise, easy sleep at night sexy next to me, breast on me always bringing out the best of me Girl with me as your man... you gotta be down with travel plans ‘round the world strapped with backpacks or from the bed to the kitchen and back in the sack [[verse 3]] since you took a chance. on. me . you still like to dance. with. me. with the right glance. from. me. you’re taking the pants. off. me. wanna learn from you, yearn for you, burn for you need anything i turn to you in your presence I feel safe with you and only heartache when away from you make love to me, get in trouble with me, clean shaven or got a stubble on me eat right together, clever together, no matter the weather, we better together
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[hook] Don’t need tequila, don’t need lime all i want is you by my side day time, night time, it’s good with you ... sail away forget about the bills sun is out but you give me chills hoping for a touch that will warm me up [verse1] sweet stuff, hurry up so we can slow down pedal to the metal as we leave this town head for th horizon where there ain’t no crying too much living to be thinking about dying get away, run away is the same scheme lookin in the same way with the same dream engine reving high so we can’t hear trouble disappears in the rear view mirror dry your tears, hide your fears grab my hand, let me pull ya near forget about trouble - it’s in the past gonna have a blast - just gotta haul ass [hook] [verse2] relaxing so hard that Jimmy Buffett’s jealous love the look I get from all the fellas when they see ecstasy in you and me thinking about birdies, thinking about bees things get wet we’ll just take’em off worries come up we’ll just shake’em off things get simple after being so complex the tough decision is what to drink next dry your tears, hide your fears grab my hand and let me pull ya near forget about trouble - it’s in the past having a blast since we hauled ass [hook]
7.
Wrong Tree 04:16
[verse1] Coming by to hang with me around your neck what do I see a necklace... ...that guy bought you …. You don’t know what you did to me was an insult to an injury a hard pill... I had to swallow …. cuz the other day I made by hand a bracelet... from this here man with a special message... from me to you …. and I try to be big, I try to be tough but like Cher says I’ve been brutally rebuffed and SHIT, this is how I feel … [Hook - Mike] The wrong tree, the wrong tree, the wr-ong tree the wrong tree, the wr-ong tree x2 [verse2] When you show up at my place there a million and NONE reasons why you’re late leaving my poor head... scratchin …. One thing I fear for you that I don’t know when it’s coming back what the heck... the world took from you ... Givin you time and givin affection but i’m not FEELING like your selection like I just don’t... inspire... you … You make time with folks that bring you down, bring you frowns, let’s TURN that around if you only bet... on little ol’ me … x2 Mike Faulkner everybody! [Bridge] [verse3] It’s not that you say it to my face but your ACTIONS put me in my place they let me know... what’s going on … You talk about us with good notions but my EYES I don’t don’t see the motions of what... you and I could be ... in the galaxy I place my trust what the FUTURE has in store for us what will be.... has gonna be … and I’ll say thats’ it I’m done with you when I can’t make a smile come from you maybe it was puppy love all along - WOOF!
8.
I see you in my timeline tweeting every day, your pops would freak if you talked that way, re- tweeting me is like a festival, but you replying back? That’s the best of all. Wish I was your real life Favorite, star me, you’re Hot like a stolen car, blonde Ferrari but we’re not in the same zip code, sorry don’t wanna wind up on tv, Maury Povich, know this, wanna climb inside your mind kiss my lips if I seem to rhyme all the time I shouldn’t even talk, I might spoil it not bad for app used on the toilet I’m just a weirdo, Twitter admirer time-space continuum connection desirer you got good looks, brain fulla good books and I’m SO damn proud that I wrote this hook I came for the avatar, stayed for the tweets (tweets echoed up) You came for the rhyme, stayed for the beats (beats echoed down) x2 step one, getting you to follow me number two, getting you to swallow me girl, you should never have acknowledged me learn your ways while you start to college me graduate and we both cum laude love that Instagram with your girls all rowdy if I was there? it would be twice as wild see but never in person have we said howdy you’re on my screen, in my dreams livin so far away... so it seems we’re never ever gonna get to SEE each other how we gonna know if we NEED each other? haven’t heard the sound of your voice or even if you love my Beastie Boys we never even stood in the same room close enough to smell your perfume HOOK one day you were never alive you committed Twittercide didn’t know there was a right time shouldn’t have kept - all of this inside now you’re gone all I got is this song … Twitter Crushed (echoed)
9.
I see you in my timeline tweeting every day, your pops would freak if you talked that way, re- tweeting me is like a festival, but you replying back? That’s the best of all. Wish I was your real life Favorite, star me, you’re Hot like a stolen car, blonde Ferrari but we’re not in the same zip code, sorry don’t wanna wind up on tv, Maury Povich, know this, wanna climb inside your mind kiss my lips if I seem to rhyme all the time I shouldn’t even talk, I might spoil it not bad for app used on the toilet I’m just a weirdo, Twitter admirer time-space continuum connection desirer you got good looks, brain fulla good books and I’m SO damn proud that I wrote this hook I came for the avatar, stayed for the tweets You came for the rhyme, stayed for the beats step one, getting you to follow me number two, getting you to swallow me girl, you should never have acknowledged me learn your ways while you start to college me graduate and we both cum laude love that TwitPic with your girls all rowdy if I was there? it would be twice as LOUD see but never in person have we said howdy you’re on my screen, in my dreams livin so far away... so it seems we’re never ever gonna get to SEE each other how we gonna know if we NEED each other? haven’t heard the sound of your voice or even if you like my Beastie Boys we never even stood in the same room close enough to smell your perfume HOOK one day you were never alive you committed Twittercide didn’t know there was a right time shouldn’t have kept - all of this inside now you’re gone all I got is this song … Twitter Crushed
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My own heartache album. Now with cool limited edition cassette tape!

These songs were written and recorded between a bad breakup and a fantastic relationship. All were inspired by feelings and/or real events. This wasn't the first time I turned to music for self-help and expression but it is indeed the most expansive. Musically, new terrain is covered. There's a country song, an 80s throwback with 808s and samplers, Kanye-inspired autotune, Radiohead. There's also strong help from my musical sensei, redvoid.

All my music is selfish. This one especially so. If you're able to enjoy the ride, it surely says more about your musical palette than my ability to create music.

Thanks for listening, especially if you give me money.

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released August 4, 2015

Music & vocals: funky49 unless otherwise noted
Art Director: Niki Plutis

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funky49 Tampa, Florida

funky49 is a rapper and science enthusiast living in Tampa, FL. He has presented at TEDx, Fermilab, and the National Academy of Sciences. He was named a “Nerdcore Hip-Hop All Star” by Wired magazine. He has performed at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum and geek-friendly concerts such as Nerdapalooza. His album Starblazer is available on iTunes, Amazon and CDBaby. ... more

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